As I gear up to call the Airway Heights Parks and Recreation department, here are some questions I answered from a survey I lifted from Darkness Dave.
1. Do you like blue cheese? No, I like my cheese orange/yellow – but to each their own
2. Have you ever smoked? Not cigarettes
3. Do you own a gun? No, but I’m getting tickets to the Gun Show
4. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Safeway Homemade Vanilla. Oddly specific, I know.
5. Do you get nervous before Doctors visit? I get nervous if he shows up. That means something is not good.
6. What do you think of hotdogs? I eat them when I have to get rid of the leftover hotdog buns I take home from a barbecue.
7. Favorite movie? The Bourne Identity
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee. Lots of it.
9. Do you do sit-ups? Yes, after I wake up from a nap at my desk.
10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? The various pins on the teddybear my friend’s daughters bought me for my 19th birthday.
11. Favorite hobby? Drinking.
12. Do you have A.D.D? I’m waiting for the test results after I met that one gal from the bar.
13. What’s the one thing you like about yourself? My creativity.
14. Middle name? Danger. Al Danger Stover
15. Name three things you think about most. Pokemon, beer and writing – a.k.a my typical Friday nights.
16. Name 3 drinks that you drink regularly? Beer, coffee and apply juice.
17. Current worry? The upcoming AH festival
18. Current annoyance right now? Potential anxiety from the current worry.
19. Favorite place to be? Depends on the mood. Sometimes at home by myself. Other times it’s when I’m on the road.
20. How do you ring in the new year? With a lasso. I haven’t succeeded so far. I’m still waiting for Wonder Woman to lend me her’s.
21. Where would you like to go? Ireland laddy.
22. Name the humans you want to complete this. John Cena!
23. Do you own slippers? I do
24. What color shirt are you wearing right now? Blue, but I’m not sad.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Oh yeah, but he makes me wash them if they get dirty.
26. Can you whistle? When I’m not trying.
27. What is your favorite color? Blue. 50 shades of blue
28. Would you be a pirate? Sure. I do like booty.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? I mostly just practice ‘80s wrestling promos.
30. Favorite girls name? Syndey
31. Favorite boys name? Sebastian – or Bas
32. What’s in your pocket right now? My cellphone
33. Last thing that made you laugh. A coworker insinuating that I know fashion.
34. Best toy as a child? The Blackbird jet from the X-men cartoon. Wrestling figures.
35. Worst injury you have ever had? Broken heart
36. Where would you love to live? Ireland laddy
37. How many TV’s do you have? One – and it gets little use
38. Who is your loudest friend? I won’t say his name, but his word is “beys!”
39. How many cats/dogs do you have? None, but I have many Pokemon
40. Does someone trust you? I like to think so.
41. What book are you reading? The computer screen.
42. What’s your favorite candy? 3 Musketeers.
43. What’s your favorite sports team? To quote Darkness Dave “those damn heartbreaking Minnesota Vikings.”
44. Favorite month? I like all months that don’t have snow.